Funny Jokes

DIALOGUE BAAZI in CHEMISTRY: 

* The name is BOND... Covalent Bond! B-)

* Rishtey mein to hum tumhare Allotrope
lagte hain, naam hai... Diamond! (*)

* D-block se darr nahi lagta saheb, F-block se lagta hai!

* Ek baar jo maine bond toda to main
Activation Energy ki bhi nahi sunta! :-x

* Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai! *nerd*

* Yeh Electron mujhe de de, Carbon!

* Ek chutki Hydrogen ki keemat tum kya jano, Oxygen babu!

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Thermodynamics abhi baaki hai, mere dost!