Funny Jokes

There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.
"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles aroundyour penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."
The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure.
"So what's the good news?" he asks.
The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"
The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."
So the doctor performs the operation.
A few weeks later, the guy takes hisgirlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. Whilesitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful.
Seeking relief, he reaches down andunzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.
Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.
"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend,"That was impressive! Can you do that again?"
Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably...But I don't know if Ican fit another dinner roll up my ass!"

Sex Peroid Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha
“Tum Us Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta”
Classroom Ke Sare Students Zor Se Bole: “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy“

Pati Office Jate Hue Patni Se Bola

“Aaj Pappu Ko Jaldi Sula Dena, Raat Ko Khoob Daba Ke Sex Karenge”
Office Se Aane Ke Baad Baap Pappu Ke Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Pucha

“Pappu So Gaye Kya”

Pappu: “Daddy Kesi Baat Karte Ho, Mujhe Kaisi Neend Aayegi”

Daddy Hairani Se: “Kyun? Kya Hua”
Pappu: “Jise Pata Ho Uski Maa Chudne Wali Hai, Vo Kese So Sakta Hai“

Marte Hue Ek Budhe Ne Apne Sare Ghar Walo Ko Ikatha Kiya Aur Salah Dene Laga
Ladke Se: “Apni Umar Ki Ladki Se Jhuk Kar Mila Karo Jis Se Usko Lund Touch Na Ho”
Ladki Se: “Apni Bra Mein Hamesha Rui (Cotton) Jarur Rakha Kar Taki Nipples Na Dikh Sake”
Damad Se: “Chodne Or Khodne Mein Farak Samjho, Chodne Mein Jor Aur Khodne Mein Shor Karna Chahiye”
Bahu Se: “Gaand Marwane Se Bacche Paida Nahi Hote”
Agar Esa Hota To
“Uske Sabse Jyada Bache Hote Jo Abhi Is Joke Ko Padh Kar Hans Raha Hai“