Funny Jokes

Bimar Engineer Student Se Mummy Boli:

Jaa Kar Jaanwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Thik Hoga..
Beta: Aisa Kyu.. ??
Mummy: Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jaata Hai,
Ghode Ki Tarah Bhaag Ke Collage Me Jaata Hai,
Tote Ki Tarah External Ke Aage Bolta Hai,
Gadhe Ki Tarah Assignments Likhta Hai,

Phir Bhi Bail Ki Tarah Prof Ki Gaaliyan Sunta Hai,
Ghar Aa Kar Sab Pe Kutte Ki Tarah Bhaunkta Hai,
Or Rat Ko Ullu Ki Trah Jag Kar Facebook
Par Chat Karta Hai, Isliye..!!