Funny Jokes

Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where were you?"
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Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha..."
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Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
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4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha..."
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2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai..."
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3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?"
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1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua...!!!" :-D
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Ab bolo "Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!"